I may be a little harsh on our Miss Singapore’s after I saw what some of the others were wearing (or rather, forced at gunpoint, with the lives of their family’s three generations at stake).
“I pray the mutherfcuker who designed this will rot in hell. Ahhhhhhhh men!”
I didn’t know hockey is the national sport of Canada until now! The things you learn from Miss Universe! Even feng shui came into play here. 14 in Cantonese sounds like ‘sure die’, a curse on the other contestants surely. Must have been designed by an immigrant from Hong Kong. The ancestral candle stand on bitch’s head is a dead giveaway.
Running amok has never looked so deranged. Gurlfriend looks high on wateva the other evil contestants are feeding her. Nobody can look so delirious in such a monstrosity.
“Let me teach you how to behave,” says the dominatrix with a flick of her whip, and ropes, lots of rope.
Miss USA has gone absolutely bonkers! Apart from the red and white, who knew America is so much into drag?
A very smug looking Miss Korea hoping to win Miss Congeniality at the same time. Scheming bitch who’ll end up eating that rotten kimchi pizza on her chest while listening to All By Myself later in the night!
Judging from this costume, Nicaragua must be exporting vomit. Although the two bird heads on her hands are pretty cute. But how to win unless they send our one-and-only favourite (inset).
Costumey without bordering on OTT SCHIZO like some of the others. Doncha love the umbrella?
The good old tits-and-ass template, and why don’t I lift my modesty panel up just a little higher while we’re at it. Pity the feathers must have collapsed en route and didn’t make a complete circle.
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